The hashtag “#ComplaintsAboutHeaven” was trending on Twitter, and it brought with it a collection of the witty and the wacky.
Here are some of the more humorous tweets about things people might complain about while in heaven.
I’m really sick of listening to harps all day #ComplaintsAboutHeaven pic.twitter.com/utCANzvmxJ
— ᎷᏚ. ᎡᎬᎠᎠᏚ ❤️ (@loret826) November 21, 2018
#ComplaintsAboutHeaven This place doesn’t really look like the brochure pic.twitter.com/NACiI1lrTX
— Chri$ 🤴🏾 (@creativepharoah) November 21, 2018
https://twitter.com/CaseyTeaford/status/1065218030844530688
Oh, you're here too? pic.twitter.com/cgKgOJXFn4
— Brandon "#SocialDistancing Since 1993" Maddox (@brandon_maddox) November 21, 2018
#ComplaintsAboutHeaven
It's really hot here…Oh…
— Jay Exotic (@j4yyftw) November 21, 2018
Do ALL the dogs really have to be here? #ComplaintsAboutHeaven pic.twitter.com/Xl44MOyW1C
— Christopher Nobody (@LouGeese) November 20, 2018
Where are all the fun people? #ComplaintsAboutHeaven pic.twitter.com/2Dr0cErW00
— CK (@charley_ck14) November 21, 2018
Slow service #ComplaintsAboutHeaven pic.twitter.com/QJSlV2c64q
— Lemon Tart (@LouiseLemonTart) November 21, 2018
What do you mean *all* my friends are in the Other Place…? #ComplaintsAboutHeaven
— Geoffrey Gould (@realbadger) November 21, 2018
I look terrible in white #ComplaintsAboutHeaven pic.twitter.com/w6cCAqHezW
— Mister Race Bannon (@MrRaceBannon) November 21, 2018
God still watches everything but he’s a lot less subtle up here #ComplaintsAboutHeaven pic.twitter.com/L3fulcA2ok
— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) November 21, 2018
#ComplaintsAboutHeaven you have to take the stairs pic.twitter.com/Pp3FFh5WYr
— Elle Summers (@ElleBSummers) November 21, 2018
None. All the politicians are in Hell.
— Mark In SoCal (@mlzema) November 21, 2018
#ComplaintsAboutHeaven
There's no Devil's Food Cake pic.twitter.com/hckVXj5iST— Agatha Chocolats (@AgathaChocolats) November 21, 2018
Do you think they'll have a counter for #ComplaintsAboutHeaven? pic.twitter.com/a8PW5LmyVD
— Dorothy Young (@Dorothyspage) November 21, 2018
Well I think we should start with how you get there.
I mean you have to die first. #ComplaintsAboutHeaven pic.twitter.com/PF1J6jp8PF— hollyjoidaho (@hollyjoidaho) November 21, 2018
#ComplaintsAboutHeaven
Nothing at all🙂— Mrs. JenzyJenJenzinitaIn BitchinSurgicalMenopause (@47young1) November 21, 2018
I hate sandals. #ComplaintsAboutHeaven
— Jake Robison (@jakerobison1) November 21, 2018
What are THEY doing here?#ComplaintsAboutHeaven pic.twitter.com/60AdfJOeMl
— The Common Foot Soldier (@madmac41) November 21, 2018
I’m afraid of heights #ComplaintsAboutHeaven
— Shari Bee (@Lavendermee3) November 21, 2018
Where the McDonalds at#ComplaintsAboutHeaven pic.twitter.com/jDpcWTGBID
— Navar Watson (@theNAVAR) November 21, 2018
https://twitter.com/d_vanalst/status/1065220019154341889
https://twitter.com/JoshNoneYaBiz/status/1065168610224676864
https://twitter.com/Margie02536602/status/1065251117196550144
#ComplaintsAboutHeaven
We don't create enough of it on Earth pic.twitter.com/jAE09erp1W— 🇺🇸 The ProLife Mvmt is 1966 Romania (@CortneyBrownLMT) November 21, 2018
https://twitter.com/Bee_Willd/status/1065122049432186881
People are still suffering on earth and now I cant help.
— Andie is Anti-Fascist ♀️_⚧️ (@ajmc9591A) November 21, 2018
This isn't Hogwarts#ComplaintsAboutHeaven pic.twitter.com/yTwnof2nU9
— LuAnne T (@jupitermars79) November 21, 2018
https://twitter.com/ParmarJere/status/1065098960380092416
#ComplaintsAboutHeaven
Too many Mormons pic.twitter.com/iSmjD6Isgp— Chris King (@iamkingy) November 21, 2018
#ComplaintsAboutHeaven
It's like church, 24/7.— Robert Parlange (@WagsRJ) November 21, 2018
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